What In The Heck Happened To The Taxes?

December 26, 2019


Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table,At which he's fed.


Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule.


Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts anyway!


Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants,Tax his coat.


Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work,Tax his dirt.


Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if heTries to think.


Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries Tax his tears.


Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass.


Tax all he has Then let him know

That you won't be done Till he has no dough.


When he screams and hollers; Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore.



Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid...


Put these words Upon his tomb, Taxes drove me to my doom...'


When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply The inheritance tax.


Accounts Receivable Tax


Building Permit Tax


CDL license Tax


Cigarette Tax


Corporate Income Tax


Dog License Tax


Excise Taxes


Federal Income Tax



Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)


Fishing License Tax


Food License Tax


Fuel Permit Tax


Gasoline Tax (currently 44.75 cents per gallon)


Gross Receipts Tax


Hunting License Tax


Inheritance Tax


Inventory Tax


IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)


Liquor Tax


Luxury Taxes


Marriage License Tax


Medicare Tax


Personal Property Tax


Property Tax


Real Estate Tax


Service Charge Tax


Social Security Tax


Road Usage Tax


Recreational Vehicle Tax


Sales Tax


School Tax


State Income Tax


State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)


Telephone Federal Excise Tax


Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax


Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes


Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax


Telephone Recurring and Nonrecurring Charges Tax


Telephone State and Local Tax


Telephone Usage Charge Tax


Utility Taxes


Vehicle License Registration Tax


Vehicle Sales Tax


Watercraft Registration Tax


Well Permit Tax


Workers Compensation Tax




Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was the most prosperous in the world.


We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.


What in the heck happened....





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